Acorn Antiques: The Musical (2006 Video)
Julie Walters: Bo Beaumont, Mrs Overall (Not Bingo Nights)
Quotes
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Bo Beaumont : It was wartime! There was a rubber shortage. We tried painting condoms on with gravy browning, but they wasn't 100% effective.
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Bo Beaumont : I'm a Brummie - that's God's way of making you live in Birmingham!
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Bo Beaumont : Get a whiff of that. Nothing more irresistable than the smell of a mature woman's macaroon.
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Bo Beaumont : And for only £2 more, I got some multi-vitamin-and-truth-drug capsules, and a lemon-and-lime reusable gusset freshener.
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Bo Beaumont : Next thing, she's off to Bermuda with a suitcase full of provocative scanties! If she'd stuck to a lattice jam tartlet and a Vimto, all this could've been avoided!
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Bo Beaumont : Macaroons is for the gentry! It's a birra lard on a dishcloth for this pair o' scamps.
