Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Welcome to the Hellmouth (1997)
Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris
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Quotes
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Xander Harris : Can I have you?... Duh... Can I *help* you?
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Xander Harris : Well, not much goes on in a one-Starbucks town like Sunnydale.
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Xander Harris : Oh, me and Buffy go way back. Old friends, very close. Then there's that period of estrangement, where I think we're both grew as people, but now here we are. It's like old times. I'm quite moved.
Jesse McNally : Is it me, or are you turning into a bibbling idiot?
Xander Harris : No it's, uh, it's not you.
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Willow Rosenberg : Do you have Theories in Trig? You should check it out.
Xander Harris : "Check it out"?
Willow Rosenberg : From the library... where the books live.
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Cordelia Chase : Some guy was stuffed in Aura's locker.
Buffy Summers : Dead?
Cordelia Chase : Totally dead. Way dead.
Xander Harris : So not just a little dead then?
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Xander Harris : Hey, Jesse. What's what?
Jesse : New girl.
Xander Harris : That's right. I saw her. Pretty much a hottie.
Willow Rosenberg : I heard someone was transferring.
Xander Harris : So, tell.
Jesse : Tell what?
Xander Harris : What's the sitch? What do you know about her?
Jesse : New girl.
Xander Harris : Well, you're certainly a font of nothing.
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Jesse McNally : Oh, you know, we wanted to welcome ya, make ya feel at home... unless you have a scary home.
[Xander takes Buffy's stake out of his backpack]
Xander Harris : And to return this. The only thing I can think is that you're building a really little fence.
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Xander Harris : Willow! You're so very much the person I wanted to see.
Willow Rosenberg : Oh, really?
Xander Harris : Yeah. You know, I kind of had a problem with the math.
Willow Rosenberg : Uh-oh, which part?
Xander Harris : The math. Can you help me? *Please* be my study buddy.
Willow Rosenberg : [smiling] Well, what's in it for me?
Xander Harris : A shiny nickel.
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Xander Harris : Well, uh, maybe I'll see you around. Maybe at school... since we... both... go there.
Buffy Summers : Great! It was nice to meet you.
[leaves]
Xander Harris : [to himself] We both go to school. Very suave. Very not pathetic.
[noticing something on the floor]
Xander Harris : Oh. Hey! Hey, you forgot your... stake.