- Jean Beard: Where were you two? You're late.
- Craig Beard: I had to use the can.
- Jean Beard: Shh. We're in church.
- Karen O'Neil: [visiting McClain's hospital bed] We need to talk.
- McClain Evans: Wow. We need to talk, huh? Are you sure you're at a safe-enough distance?
- Karen O'Neil: McClain, I...
- McClain Evans: Was... Was I just a poor, like, charity case for you, Karen? I mean, let's-save-the-homo type thing? I mean, I know my mom asked you to teach me...
- Karen O'Neil: McClain...
- McClain Evans: ...but, hey...
- Karen O'Neil: Wait-wait, please...
- McClain Evans: ...let's, let's, let's not get too close, okay, because YOU just might catch something, right?
- Pastor George: I'm sorry, Peter. Look, this is bigger than just you and me. The church can't have you here, Peter. People are nervous. This could affect attendance.