Dexter's Laboratory (TV Series)

Rude Removal (1998)

Christine Cavanaugh: Dexter, Rude Dexter

Quotes 

• Rude Dexter : [the rude Dexter and DeeDee emerge from the tube]  Where the f**k are we?

  Rude Dee Dee : Beats the s**t out of me.

  Dexter : Why you're in Dexter's laboratory silly, I'm Dexter and this golden haired angel behind me is my charming sister Dee Dee.

  DeeDee : [does a curtsy]  Charmed.

  Rude Dexter : Ah f**k off!

  Dexter , DeeDee : [Shocked]  Oh dear!

  Dexter : Excuse me sir, but we think that was very rude and we are in want of an apology.

  [the rude twin prepares to punch him] 

  Rude Dexter : Here's your f***ing apology!

• Mom : [Gives Rude Dexter some food]  So Dexter what do you think?

  Rude Dexter : [Spits it in her face]  I think it tastes like s**t!

  [Mom faints] 

  Rude Dexter : I gots to find me some real f**king food!

  [Leaves to raid the refrigerator] 

• Mom : [Calling from the other room]  Kids lunchtime!

  Rude Dexter : [Rude Dexter drops polite Dexter]  Lunch time! I'm f***ing starved!

• Rude Dee Dee : [searching through the cupboards]  Where's the f**king candy?

  Rude Dexter : [a thrown can hits him]  Hey f**king watch where you're throwing that s**t!

  Rude Dee Dee : [Pretends to apologize]  Okay, I will!

  [Dee Dee hits him with another can] 

  Rude Dexter : [Angry]  Food fight!

• Mom : So, how does it taste?

  Rude Dexter : I think it tastes like s - -.

• Mom : Now it's time to clean those filthy mouths.

  Dexter : Awwww s...

• Rude Dexter : Yeah. We're gonna go - -- your room.

• Dexter : [Rude Dexter and DeeDee walk up the stairs]  So you're off then?

  Rude Dexter : Yeah we're going to go f**k up your lab!

• Dexter : [Yelling at DeeDee after she annoys him]  SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!

  [Sarcastically] 

  Dexter : So, you want to what my ingenious invention is, do you?

  DeeDee : [Winks at him]  You know it, bro.

  Dexter : It is GREAT, that's what it is!

  [Demonstrating his newest invention] 

  Dexter : This machine has the ability to remove and contain the most annoying personality trait known to man; rudeness.

  [Presenting the device, smiling] 

  Dexter : Behold... THE RUDE REMOVAL SYSTEM!

• Dexter : Let me explain this: Dee-Dee, minus Rude, equals: Happy Dexter.

• Mom : From now on, you two go to your rooms FOREVER!

  Rude Dexter : Hey, You're suppose to do all the work because you're suppose to be a good mom and I'm the one who makes my own rules. So get to work. So long, toots.

• Rude Dee Dee : [Rude Dexter shoots a laser gun at Dexter and Deedee while Rude Deedee tries to take it from him]  Let me play with that!

  Rude Dexter : You're too stupid to use it, you moron!

  [hits her on the head with it]