- Rude Dexter: [the rude Dexter and DeeDee emerge from the tube] Where the f**k are we?
- Rude Dee Dee: Beats the s**t out of me.
- Dexter: Why you're in Dexter's laboratory silly, I'm Dexter and this golden haired angel behind me is my charming sister Dee Dee.
- DeeDee: [does a curtsy] Charmed.
- Rude Dexter: Ah f**k off!
- Dexter, DeeDee: [Shocked] Oh dear!
- Dexter: Excuse me sir, but we think that was very rude and we are in want of an apology.
- [the rude twin prepares to punch him]
- Rude Dexter: Here's your f***ing apology!
- Mom: [Gives Rude Dexter some food] So Dexter what do you think?
- Rude Dexter: [Spits it in her face] I think it tastes like s**t!
- [Mom faints]
- Rude Dexter: I gots to find me some real f**king food!
- [Leaves to raid the refrigerator]
- Mom: [Calling from the other room] Kids lunchtime!
- Rude Dexter: [Rude Dexter drops polite Dexter] Lunch time! I'm f***ing starved!
- Rude Dee Dee: [searching through the cupboards] Where's the f**king candy?
- Rude Dexter: [a thrown can hits him] Hey f**king watch where you're throwing that s**t!
- Rude Dee Dee: [Pretends to apologize] Okay, I will!
- [Dee Dee hits him with another can]
- Rude Dexter: [Angry] Food fight!
- Dexter: [Rude Dexter and DeeDee walk up the stairs] So you're off then?
- Rude Dexter: Yeah we're going to go f**k up your lab!
- Dexter: [Yelling at DeeDee after she annoys him] SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!
- [Sarcastically]
- Dexter: So, you want to what my ingenious invention is, do you?
- DeeDee: [Winks at him] You know it, bro.
- Dexter: It is GREAT, that's what it is!
- [Demonstrating his newest invention]
- Dexter: This machine has the ability to remove and contain the most annoying personality trait known to man; rudeness.
- [Presenting the device, smiling]
- Dexter: Behold... THE RUDE REMOVAL SYSTEM!
- Mom: Now I'm going to get a bar of soap to wash out your filthy little mouths and when I get back, I want to see this place SPOTLESS!
- Mom: From now on, you two go to your rooms FOREVER!
- Rude Dexter: Hey, You're suppose to do all the work because you're suppose to be a good mom and I'm the one who makes my own rules. So get to work. So long, toots.
- Rude Dee Dee: [Rude Dexter shoots a laser gun at Dexter and Deedee while Rude Deedee tries to take it from him] Let me play with that!
- Rude Dexter: You're too stupid to use it, you moron!
- [hits her on the head with it]