- Russian Soldier: [during weapons training] These are potatoes, Comrade Commissar! Why are we using potatoes instead of real grenades?
- Commissar Letlev: Because real grenades are valuable! In fact, they are worth a lot more than you are!
- Russian Soldier: Of course, Comrade Commissar. My mistake.
- Captain Price: [to MacGregor, trying to get the armored vehicle to run] What in blazes are you waiting for, man? Get this thing moving MacGregor!
- Pvt. MacGregor: I'm trying sir, but the bloody controls are all in German!
- Captain Price: [to Sgt. Davis] Davis! Enemy infantry, 12 o'clock! Open fire!
- Captain Price: [to Pvt. MacGregor] You dunce! Just put your foot on that pedal and push!
- Pvt. MacGregor: Right, sir!
- Pvt. MacGregor: [finally got the armored vehicle to run] Hang on!
- Captain Price: [to MacGregor who seems to be having trouble in steering the wheel] What on earth are you trying to do, MacGregor? It's not that hard, just turn the wheel in the direction you want to go!
- Pvt. MacGregor: Thank you, sir! That's very helpful! It's all very clear now!
- Col. Blake: Sergeant Randall, one more thing. I don't know about the "gentleman" part but, how would you like to be an officer? I'm applying you for a field commission as a lieutenant. Good leaders are hard to come by. What do you say?
- Sgt. Randall: Well, I would be honored, sir. But the thing is, we'd be short of sergeant.
- [gestures to you]
- Sgt. Randall: Corporal Taylor here, he might be worth looking at.
- Col. Blake: Huh! I'll keep that in mind, Lieutenant. See to your men. Dismissed.
- [salutes]
- Captain Price: All right, listen up. We're finished here. Well done, boys!
- Pvt. MacGregor: [carrying a crate of wine] I'll drink to that, sir.
- Russian Soldier: You poor fascist bastards came all the way here just to die!
- Russian Soldier: [giving the location of the German sniper to Vassili] Red building, second floor!
- [repeated line]
- American Soldier: Let's go get the bastards!
- American Soldier: Kick their asses back to the fatherland!