Season of the Witch (2011)

Ron Perlman: Felson

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• Behmen : [preparing for battle]  Whomever slays the most men drinks for free.

  Felson : I'll take the 300 on the left, you take the 300 on the right.

  Behmen : But if we divide them evenly, who will buy tonight's drinks?

  Felson : Oh, you're buying, my friend.

• Felson : [repeating Behmen's words]  'I serve the Church no more.'

  [Felson laughs] 

  Felson : Did you see the priest's face? Looked like someone pissed in his holy water.

• Felson : She's stronger than she looks.

  Behmen : Do you believe she's a witch?

  Felson : You felt her strength. Would you say it was that of a girl?

  Behmen : I've seen girls destroy men without lifting a finger.

  Felson : How many times do we have to go over this? It was in FRANCE!

• Felson : [looking at the Girl]  Is that the witch?

  Behmen : That is not what I see.

  Felson : The priest said she confessed.

  Behmen : We both know that the Church can be most persuasive.

• [after Felson and Behmen are thrown into jail] 

  Felson : What they do with deserters anyway?... Hang them?...

  [deeply in thoughts] 

  Felson : Burn them?

  Behmen : Probably both.

• Felson : What is that smell?

  Behmen : That would be you.

• Felson : Tell me Behmen, are we going in there to defeat a demon, or to save the girl?

  Behmen : Both.

• Felson : [fighting in the Crusades]  You ever get the feeling God has too many enemies?

  Behmen : Being His friend is not so easy either.

• Behmen : We've been walking all day and haven't passed a soul.

  Felson : Keep your souls, let me find a chicken.