The Losers (I) (2010)

Zoe Saldana: Aisha

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• Aisha : Here's the deal: I get you and your men back in the States. In exchange, you get Max for me.

  Clay : What's the catch, lady?

  Aisha : It's pretty much a suicide mission.

  Clay : And why should I trust you?

  Aisha : Because if I were lying, I wouldn't have used the words "suicide mission."

• Roque : Okay, you stay with us. But if anything smells like a trap, I get to put a bullet in your skull. Does that sound fair?

  Aisha : That sounds fun.

  Jensen : Sounds like my parents...

• Aisha : So what brings you to Bolivia?

  Clay : Cruise ship.

  Aisha : We're a landlocked country.

  Clay : Yeah, well... it's an amazing cruise ship.

• Clay : I'm clear, Roque.

  Roque : Well, you better be, because I ain't getting killed by no girl.

  Aisha : [coming up behind them]  Been a long time since anyone called me a girl.

  [to Clay] 

  Aisha : She put a *bomb* in your car?

  Clay : She was volatile.

• Aisha : [as their chopper is sprayed with .50 caliber machine gun fire]  WHOA! I though you said small arms weren't a problem.

  Pooch : That look like small arms to you? Huh? That's a cannon.

  Aisha : Doughnut.

  Pooch : That's a CANNON!

  Aisha : Doughnut doughnut DOUGHNUT!

  [Both scream as they graze a Dunkin' Donuts sign] 

  Aisha : Are you SURE you've done this before?

  Pooch : Okay. Right now? Not the time. Not the time right now.

  Clay : Pooch, what's your status?

  Pooch : Well, I'm completely irritated and possibly crashing.

• Jensen : [trying to hit on Aisha]  Hi.

  [Aisha, cleaning her gun, ignores him] 

  Jensen : Where are you from? Originally?

  Aisha : The wilds of Northern Africa.

  Jensen : Wow. So that must have been... sandy...

  [awkward pause] 

  Jensen : Do you have any hobbies?

  Aisha : When I was little, I collected human ears.

• Aisha : [whistles at the sight of Clay's Bolivian hotel room]  Wow. It's everything a girl can dream of. Do you have a bathroom?

  Clay : No, I specifically requested the only hotel room in the world that doesn't have a bathroom.

• Clay : How'd you know we were alive?

  Aisha : Counted the number of teeth in the chopper wreckage. Plus you guys aren't exactly subtle.

• Aisha : I was born in a desert place. War was my only mother. As a child, I moved through the battlefield and slit the throats of screaming Russian boys. I firebombed my first tank when I was twelve years old and machine-gunned the crew as they fled, burning.