Thu, Sep 6, 2007
With Barbara Du Pres in prison, Joyce must juggle her domestic existence with the responsibilities as leader of a vigilante gang keeping the streets of Stempington free from common crime. A situation that remains ever complicated given that husband Jeremy, chief of the local constabulary, is entertaining a conference of delegates visiting Stempington to discover why the crime rate is so low.
Maintaining the status quo is never easy for Joyce. She and Camilla will get into a bitchy catfight in the toilets of the local theatre during a performance by a troupe of male Belarusian ballet dancers. The fight is interrupted when the dance troupe suddenly announce that theyre making a bid for political asylum.
Joyce becomes suspicious of Camillas motives when Camilla installs the asylum seekers in the greenhouses and sheds of a local garden centre. It doesnt take long to work out that Camillas setting up a brothel of male escorts to entertain Stempingtons wives. Joyce must squeeze in preparations for a home cooked meal for Jeremys police delegation with plans for a commando attack to close down the garden centre sex operation. Joyce successfully manages to free the Belarusian dancers and then blows up the garden centre. An action that prompts a furious rage from Camilla who threatens revenge.
Meanwhile, Camilla manages to persuade a member of Jeremys police delegation Chevy. a bent cop from Miami, to join forces with her. Chevy introduces Camilla to the idea of building a super casino on Stempington Wetlands. This would take Camillas crimes into the criminal super league.
Maintaining the status quo is never easy for Joyce. She and Camilla will get into a bitchy catfight in the toilets of the local theatre during a performance by a troupe of male Belarusian ballet dancers. The fight is interrupted when the dance troupe suddenly announce that theyre making a bid for political asylum.
Joyce becomes suspicious of Camillas motives when Camilla installs the asylum seekers in the greenhouses and sheds of a local garden centre. It doesnt take long to work out that Camillas setting up a brothel of male escorts to entertain Stempingtons wives. Joyce must squeeze in preparations for a home cooked meal for Jeremys police delegation with plans for a commando attack to close down the garden centre sex operation. Joyce successfully manages to free the Belarusian dancers and then blows up the garden centre. An action that prompts a furious rage from Camilla who threatens revenge.
Meanwhile, Camilla manages to persuade a member of Jeremys police delegation Chevy. a bent cop from Miami, to join forces with her. Chevy introduces Camilla to the idea of building a super casino on Stempington Wetlands. This would take Camillas crimes into the criminal super league.
Thu, Sep 13, 2007
A bloody supermarket car park fight over a parking space gives Lillian Gordon Moore an idea how to get the upper hand in the power struggle between Camilla and Joyce in the women community of Little Stemptington. They are going to set an all female Fight Club, and start rekindling the generations old disputes - all duly registered on a ledger book... The new law (besides not to discuss Fight Club...) is established: no knives, no weapons, but possible deaths in all out fisticuffs to the finish. In order to obtain planning permission for the super casino on Stempington Wetlands, Camilla decides to blackmail local Conservative candidate Toby Jerwood Jones. She asks Hilary to seduce him - with dubious results. Joyce is losing her control over the «zero-crime community». Her son Bill is trapped into marriage by Camilla's daughter (a Jewel Diamond of a girl) by staging a suicide attempt on the steeple of Stempington Church. And then Camilla Diamond, keen to destroy Joyce completely, summons Jeremy to her house under the pretense of a burglary, drugs him and records herself having sex with him in her outdoors pool.
Wed, Mar 22, 2006
Arriving in the idyllic little village of Little Stempington Joyce and Jeremy Hazledine believe that they have escaped the big city rat-race at last. This feeling is further enhanced when two of their new neighbours arrive with welcome baskets. However, the nightmare begins when Joyce accepts a seemingly innocent invitation from Camilla Diamond to tour the village and ends up blowing up the local Wicker Barn. Later, she gives a lift to another villager who offers her tea and explains the reasons behind the secret turf war between rival gangs of power-crazed housewives.