The Warriors (2005 Video Game)

Kurt Bauccio: Cowboy

Quotes 

• Cowboy : [the Hi-Hats have blocked the exit]  What the hell?

  Moonrunner : Holy shit! It's Chatterbox!

  Cowboy : I knew it! I told you these guys was crazy!

  Panzers : They got us surrounded! It's a doublecross!

  Panzer #2 : Yo, open up, man! This is bullshit!

  Chatterbox : Sorry, b-b-but the c-c-celebration has b-b-been c-c-cut short. When you guys p-p-put your t-t-tags on Hi-Hats turf, it p-p-pisses me off! Me and my Hi-Hats are the only artists allowed to w-w-work in Soho. All the exits are b-b-barred! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Hi-Hats! I want you to b-b-break these amateurs in f-f-fucking half!

• Cowboy : [Picks hat up off the ground]  Maybe I should get a chin-strap for this.

• Cowboy : [Puts on a hat other than his Stetson]  This ain't my hat!

• Cowboy : [Picks hat up off the ground]  Glad to have you back, buddy!

• Vermin : [the Warriors have gotten on the train and escaped the Turnbull AC's]  Those were some desperate dudes!

  Cowboy : Yeah, so was we!

  Cochise : Well, we've made it and in an hour, it's C.I.! the big Coney!

  Ajax : Yeah, gimmie that fist, buddy!

  Swan : When we get there, that's when we've made it.

  Cochise : Well, hey, no sweat, War Chief.

  Vermin : Hey, forget about it. What's the difference? We're home free!

• Cochise : I told you, man! I dig your set! I wanna roll with you!

  Vermin : Get outta here, man!

  Cleon : Aw, shit. What's this kid's name again?

  Snow : Cochise. He grew up in Harlem, but his mamma brought his ass to Brooklyn. And now he wants to be a Warrior.

  Fox : Does he have what it takes?

  Vermin : We don't need any new blood. Let alone some kid from Harlen. Why don't you go hang with the Boppers?

  Cochise : 'Cause the Boppers are soft, man! Too soft for me! Man, I ain't down with no purple shiny vests an' shit! I gotta run with a solid outfit! I wanna run with the Warriors!

  Cleon : Vermin's right. A whole lotta gangs has been breathin' down out necks lately. We ain't takin' no chances. You wanna be a Warrior? Go grab us a Bopper's hat off one of their heads and then, we'll talk.

  Cochise : Shit, man, that ain't nothin'!

  Cleon : But if you wanna be a Warrior, it's gotta be a size... nine.

  Cochise : A size nine? That's a bucket, man, not a hat!

  Cowboy : Good luck, young blood. You're gonna need it.

  Snow : This kid don't know when to quit, he just might.

  Cleon : Snow, I want you to go up there with him. Make sure he don't get too brave.

• Cowboy : Check it out, Swan. Big turnout tonight. You sure we're ready for this?

  Swan : We wouldn't be here if we weren't.

  Cowboy : [Spots Cleon and Vermin]  Look who just showed up?

  Cleon : Swan and Cowboy! I ain't seen you guys since you cut out!

  Swan : [Looks at Vermin's Warriors vest]  Yeah? Looks like we're not the only ones.

  Cleon : We're all finished with that Destroyer bullshit. You were right about Virgil. Hey, you here to try and win some money?

  Swan : No, we're here to WIN som money.

  Cleon : Same old Swan! Well, you ain't dealt with the Warriors yet.

  Announcer : All right, you pussies! Are you ready to beat the living shit out of each other or what? Welcome to the junkyard challenge! By looking at the sad bunch of tenderfoots, I'd say none of you are gonna walk away from this. Now remember, there's only one rule: Don't be a goddamn pussy! This is King of the Hill! Whoever holds the top longest, wins!

• Cowboy : [Wears his new Warriors vest]  I like this vest. Goes with my hat.

• Swan : Everybody make it?

  Fox : Just Cleon's missing.

  Swan : [to Rembrandt]  Make sure we're okay.

  [Rembrandt climbs up a tall gravestone to scout for a train] 

  Swan : Did you see him get busted?

  Cochise : I seen him, then he wasn't there no more! I was haulin' ass!

  Cowboy : Okay, so what are we gonna do now?

  Swan : We're going back. If this truce is off, anything could hit us between here and that train. If you get seperated, make it back to the platform at Union Square.

  Ajax : I only got one question. Who named you leader?

  Fox : It was Cleon's choice. Swan's War Chief.

  Ajax : Yeah? Well, right about now, Cleon's most likely got a nightstick shoved halfway up his ass.

  Swan : Maybe we outta talk about this later, huh?

  Ajax : What's wrong with right now? I wanna be Warlord.

  Swan : Make your move.

  Cowboy : Hey, Ajax, lighten up!

  Vermin : Big boy, Swan's War Chief.

  Cochise : We'd better stick together.

  Rembrandt : Hey guys! Train's right over there! Come on, let's go!

  Swan : Let's move! Rembrandt, mark the spot.

  Ajax : Fuck!

  Rembrandt : [Sprays a "W" on a neaby gravestone, then notices the Warriors are walking away]  Hey guys, wait for me!

• Cowboy : You know what Skinny Pete called me? "White Boy." I mean, I am but so is he. What's the deal with that? He's a good guy and all but that's pretty weird.

• Cowboy : [from "Quick Rumble"]  You gotta know how heavy my set is...! You really gonna mess with my clique...? I got your number, s***face...! I ain't scared of you...! Hey, why don't you go home before you get hurt...? You ain't walking away from this...! I'm gonna put you in the ground!