Postal (2007)

David Huddleston: Peter

Quotes 

• Peter : [as the Postal Dude is walking by]  Speaking of freaky shit, have you seen that guy's wife?

  Paul : Yeah, she's hard to miss.

  Peter : She's a good fuck though.

  Paul : You fucked her?

  Peter : Several times! She's got a clapper in her trailer. The lights go on and off and on and off!

  [laughs] 

  Peter : Makes you feel like a rock star!

  [both laugh] 

  Paul : Let's go to the trailer!

• [a woman walks by] 

  Peter : Wow! Did you see that?

  Paul : Yeah!

  Peter : One date with me and she'll look like she's been hit with a mayonnaise truck!

  [both laugh]