Postal (2007)

J.K. Simmons: Candidate Welles

Quotes 

• Candidate Wells : All 3,000 people who died that day on September 11, 2001 in the World Trade Center attack were not heroes. They were bankers! People who would like nothing stand in the way of making a quick buck. Why are they heroes? Because they died? What about the 17 million Africans and Arabs who have died in civil wars since 9/11? Is a life only of value if the media are interested in reporting it?

  [Spotting Habib] 

  Candidate Wells : And you, sir. How many of you Iraqis have died in the war?

  Habib : Leave me alone already! I'm a US citizen! I have the right to peace and quiet in my homeland!

  Candidate Wells : You see? A perfect candidate for a 'Fuck You'!

  Habib : [Offended]  Fuck me? FUCK YOU!

  Candidate Wells : Thank you!

  Habib : YOU'RE WELCOME!

  [Storms off in the store] 

  Candidate Wells : THAT'S the kind of American Citizen I'm talking about!

• Candidate Wells : And NASA, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, does not exist. All the space missions we were told about since we were little kids in school: Creations of Hollywood! We never landed on the moon. There is no John Glenn.

• Candidate Wells : [in front of Habib's Lucky Ganesh]  George W. Bush is a sham. He's an actor. That's not even his real name!

  Mohammed : [confronting Habib inside Habib's Lucky Ganesh]  He knows too much!