Okay, so this is a first-time review and I can't believe I'm doing it for this load of dross.
I love, love, love a B-movie. Watched and collected a ton of them over the years but the writers, directors, producers, and cast members do need to be trapped somewhere they can't escape from and be forced to watch this movie time and again.
No real plot to speak or what there was there was taken from other, better movies. It's derivative and boring. The acting is dire and the sloppy kiss acting at the beginning had me watching the time until they were killed by the weird barbie looking cannibals.
Sorry, it's as if they dragged Paris Hilton out of a car wash and said to her, "Paris, we know you can't act so this is perfect for you."
The whole thing is monstrous and not worth a second viewing, it's not even worth the first one.
Also, here's hoping the sound editors/effects folks take up new roles in industries that don't let them near a record or effects deck ever again. It was so distracting and out of sync or just plain incorrect.