- Brent Sayles: Okay, the subject of Patti's impromptu speech will be: Why I Like To Party.
- Patti: Umm... Why I Like To Party. I don't know.
- Officer Harry Truman Ioki: [referring on Blowfish's role at Jump Street] You ever wonder what he really does around here?
- Officer Tom Hanson: He's a janitor.
- [last lines]
- Officer Judy Hoffs: Joy, what are you gonna do about the baby?
- Joy Prentiss: I don't know.
- Officer Harry Truman Ioki: [Entering the locker room] Hold it! Hold it! HOLD IT!
- [Ioki takes the bat away from Donald Prentiss, and shoves him]
- Officer Harry Truman Ioki: THAT'S ENOUGH! I'M A POLICE OFFICER!
- [to Sayles]
- Officer Harry Truman Ioki: Do you want to make a confession to the rape of Joy Prentiss? DO YOU?
- Brent Sayles: I most certainly do not!
- Officer Harry Truman Ioki: [Ioki hands the bat back to Donald] Always keep the label facing up or you're gonna break the bat.
- Brent Sayles: You said you were a police officer!
- Officer Harry Truman Ioki: Yeah? Well right now I'm a batting coach.