- Santa #1: What's a good looking reindeer like you doing out on a cold night like this?
- Sandra Clark: Freezing my antlers off.
- Lester Jenkins: So everybody had the same idea but no one told anybody else.
- Mary Jenkins: Well Lester, you didn't tell us.
- Lester Jenkins: I thought you'd say it was stupid and a waste of time.
- Mary Jenkins: That never stopped you before.
- Alexandria DeWitt: [after the thief steals their presents] See? As soon as the presents are gone, the Christmas spirit disappears too.
- Sandra Clark: I went out and bought some presents. I went to the corner drugstore and got some thermometers and some cough drops and a hot water bottle and a mustard plaster.
- Mary Jenkins: Great, now all you need is the flu.
- Brenda Jenkins: We couldn't believe it when you called from jail, where did we go wrong?
- Mary Jenkins: We thought if we could convince Alexandria that the thief had a change of heart, that she'd believe in Christmas.
- Alexandria DeWitt: You went to all this trouble for me? You really do care about me, don't you?