- Harry Solomon: Mr. Demarmel!
- Mr. Demarmel: [about the newly developed, very secret, very big salami prototype in Harry's trouser pocket] Is that the prototype in your pocket?
- Harry Solomon: Nah! I'm just happy to see you.
- Mamie Dubcek: Here's the paper.
- Sally Solomon: Oh, thanks. Hey, you guys, look: "Rutherford's Ten Most Powerful Men". What number are you, Don?
- Officer Don: Uh, number... not on it.
- Sally Solomon: What, have they just never heard of you? How could that be?
- Officer Don: Well, Sally, I'm just a cop. But I once stopped number 8 for speeding, though. He let me off with a warning.
- Sally Solomon: How did these Bozos get to be so powerful?
- Mamie Dubcek: Y'know what they say: "Under every great man is a great woman".
- Officer Don: Don't you mean "behind every man"?
- Mamie Dubcek: Oh, you're dirty!
- [Sally is scheduling Don for job interviews with Rutherford's business elite]
- Officer Don: I appreciate what you're trying to do, but I'm not in the same league as these big guys.
- Sally Solomon: Don, that may have been true of you before, but you've got Sally on the case now. Just think of me as the wind beneath your ass.
- Officer Don: I'm not in the same league as these big hitters!
- Sally Solomon: That was before, but now you have Sally on your case... Think of me as the wind beneath your ass!