- Harry Solomon: Well, I can't take it anymore. I quit!
- Dr. Dick Solomon: You can't quit. you're fired!
- Harry Solomon: Noooo!
- [Harry is Dick's secretary]
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Harry, did I get any phone calls?
- Harry Solomon: Oh yes, it rang repeatedly.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: And... who called?
- Harry Solomon: Well, I don't know, Dick, I'm not clairvoyant.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Oh, good, they taught you to squat.
- Sally Solomon: It's not a squat, it's a plié!
- Dr. Dick Solomon: What's a plié?
- Sally Solomon: IT'S A FRENCH SQUAT!
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Nina - mail this.
- Nina: I'll do it on my way out. I've got a blind date.
- Dr. Mary Albright: Oh, that's exciting.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Why, is he driving?
- Harry Solomon: So, Dick, y'know what I overheard at the water cooler?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Uh, what?
- Harry Solomon: That there's this weird guy hangin' around the water cooler.
- [Harry leaves the office after Dick fires him]
- Dr. Mary Albright: Does this mean you've come to your senses and you're going to apologize to Nina?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: No! I will never come to my senses.
- Sally Solomon: [Playing imaginary tea party with Melanie] There's no tea.
- Melanie: It's pink tea - it's GOOD tea!
- Sally Solomon: Kid, did you fall off the jungle gym, or something?
- Sally Solomon: [Playing Barbie and Ken with Tommy] Well, have fun at work.
- Melanie: [as Ken] I will, where I will make 25% more than you, because I'm a man.
- Sally Solomon: [as Barbie] Well, that's not fair.
- Melanie: [as Ken] That's the way it is - don't get your mink panties in a bunch!
- Sally Solomon: [as Barbie] Now you're talking down to me, so will have to rip your head off!
- [Rips head off of the Ken doll]
- Dr. Dick Solomon: [shouting] Harry! My pencils are dull!
- Harry Solomon: Then talk to Dr. Albright - she's RIVETING!
- Dr. Mary Albright: Thanks, Harry.
- Tommy Solomon: So, when you looked out and didn't see Dick in the audience, I guess you felt betrayed...
- Sally Solomon: Yeah!
- Tommy Solomon: And you felt like you would be alone your whole life...
- Sally Solomon: YEAH!
- Tommy Solomon: Congratulations - you've just taken the first steps into childhood. So now you take that emotional baggage and cram it into all your adult relationships.
- Harry Solomon: And the great thing is, if you ever kill anyone, you get to blame Dick!