The A-Team (TV Series)

Children of Jamestown (1983)

George Peppard: John 'Hannibal' Smith

Quotes 

• Amy : Wow. Those blood capsules are really realistic.

  Face : Think so, huh? I accidentally swallowed the capsules. Hannibal split the inside of my lip.

  Hannibal : Sorry, kid. You walked right into that one.

  Face : [spitting out a tooth]  Oh, there goes another cap!

  B.A. Baracus : Hannibal, why did you go bust Face-man in the lip for? You know you make him ugly you're gonna mess up our meal-ticket. We won't be able to get into good hotel rooms.

• Hannibal : Hey Face, what do you think these guy wear under their skirts?

  Face : Uh, I don't know.

  [to closest cult member] 

  Face : Half slip?

  [gets hit in the gut with a rifle] 

  Face : Ohhh!

  Hannibal : [to closest cult member]  Garter belt?

  [gets in the gut with a rifle] 

  Hannibal : Arrgh!

  B.A. Baracus : I think you guys wear panty hose!

  [gets hit doesn't react] 

• Hannibal : [Face has been knocked out]  Face, how many fingers am I holding up?

  Face : [dazed]  Blue... tree!

• Howling Mad Murdock : Hey Face, those blood capsules work great!

  B.A. Baracus : Hannibal knocked out his cap!

  Howling Mad Murdock : HANNIBAL! Without the Faceman's smile we get lousy hotels!

  Hannibal : Get that bird off the ground!

• Amy : So now what do we do? How do we get out of here?

  Hannibal : Well first off we may not. We could die right here. Accept that. Anything else is just very good luck. Figure you're dead, can you do that?

  Amy : Are you kidding?

  B.A. Baracus : Look Amy, we all gotta accept death, that way we don't have no fear. It gives us the edge.

  Amy : Well I don't think I can.

  Face : Try. You gotta try.

• Martin James : Have you heard this poem? "The time of right is the goal of the fight. The Lord will prevail where evil shall wail."

  Hannibal : Have you heard THIS poem? "Hickory Dickory Dock, the mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one, down he run, you smell worse than my socks!"

  [Hannibal and the other members of the team laugh] 

• Amy : [captured by James' men and about to be executed]  I thought they were supposed to be religious.

  Hannibal : It's got nothing to do with Christianity, it's about power. He's a crazy cultist terrorizing kids.

• Hannibal : I believe it was General Grant who once said: When you are surrounded and outnumbered, there's only one way out.

  Amy : Yeah? And what's that?

  Hannibal : Surrender.

• Tim Coulton : I don't know who you guys are, or what you're plannin' to do, but if I was you, I'd get in that jeep and head right out of here, fast. That reverend James does not play nice.

  Hannibal : Well, it wouldn't be fun if he played nice. Besides, I'm going back to his place.

  Tim Coulton : What for?

  Hannibal : He's got over a hundred kids he's terrorizing up there that need help. Besides, he stole my boots. Nobody steals my boots.

• B.A. Baracus : Hey, Jack, I thought you was a farmer. This place looks like a junkyard.

  Tim Coulton : Well, I turn a lot of junk into art, it's what I do.

  Hannibal : What's in the barn?

  Tim Coulton : My studio.

  B.A. Baracus : Studio? You make movies too? What do you call them, those art movies?

  Tim Coulton : It's where I sculpt.

• Hannibal : [the team has been captured by a cult]  Hey, Face, what do think these guys are wearing under their skirts?

  Face : Uh, I don't know.

  [to closest Cult Member] 

  Face : Half slip?

  [gets hit in gut with a rifle butt] 

  Face : Ohh!

  Hannibal : [to closest cult member]  Garter belt?

  [gets hit in the gut with a rifle butt] 

  Hannibal : Arrgh!

  B.A. Baracus : I think you guys wear panty hose!

  [gets hit. Doesn't react]