- Al Driscoll - Bike Gang Leader: [the team starts pulling down metal shields over the bus windows] What's going on? What're you doing with the bus?
- "Faceman": This is an anti-Scorpion bite kit.
- Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: We have located the planet where this garbagous material is emminating, Colonel.
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: I think I ought to give Tawnia a ring.
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: [Murdock gasps and pulls his ringvinger] No, no, Murdock, on the telephone, I wanna check in on the old jounalistic databank.
- Tawnia Baker: [on the phone] Listen, Face, you guys should pick me up at the nearest airport so I can get a great story on this guy, er, even an interview on this Driscoll guy.
- "Faceman": The answer is no, as in foolish, impossible and say hi to Ted.
- Lila Palmer - Pit Boss: Why should I trust you?
- Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: Because you can't trust those guys driving around in motorized garbage cans.
- Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: Colonel, Colonel! Either we got some baggage that's ticked off or...
- [opens the luggage compartment and reveals Tawnia]
- Lila Palmer - Pit Boss: What're you going to do?
- John 'Hannibal' Smith: Lady, if I explained it to you, you wouldn't understand it.
- Tawnia Baker: You mean I'm on the mission?
- John 'Hannibal' Smith: Yes. It's like the All-Star Game -- everyone gets to play.