- Murdock: [B.A. has him suspended from a car magnet] No, B.A., Knights of the Road don't fly! You're thinking about Superman!
- B.A. Baracus: You got the clamps on tight, crazy man?
- Murdock: I am shocked. I am shocked that you would for even a moment, consider casting any doubts on the ability of a Knight of the Road.
- B.A. Baracus: I'll cast my fist on your lips if you don't answer the question!
- Murdock: Well they are tight, sir. I wrapped the monster jaws around the unsuspecting wire and I pressed, and I pressed until they became one with each other. In fact, it was such a beautiful moment, I may need a cigarette.
- John 'Hannibal' Smith: [on the radio to Murdock] It looks like they're doing something to the back of the car, can you see what they're doing?
- Murdock: [looks out through the glove compartment] It looks like they're changing the license plate.
- Face: What're we going to do now? We can't cross the border into Mexico, we're wanted by the police, remember?
- John 'Hannibal' Smith: We can cross the border, but not in time to catch up with them.
- Murdock: [climbing out from under a car's hood, having been transported over to Mexico] Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore!
- John 'Hannibal' Smith: [finding out the drug dealer they took to the police is the police captain] So much for law and order.
- John 'Hannibal' Smith: [finding a bag of heroin in a car's trunk] Hey Face, look, powdered sugar.
- Face: [smiles] Not my brand.