The A-Team (TV Series)
Mind Games (1985)
Dwight Schultz: 'Howling Mad' Murdock
Quotes
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Murdock : [hugging Face goodbye] This is nice but I'd prefer a tall blonde.
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John "Hannibal" Smith : Now who said: Only use the air to create areas of opportunity on the ground?
"Hunkman" : Patton, General George.
"B.A." Baracus : That was football coach Willy Hayes, fool!
John "Hannibal" Smith : Right, B.A.
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"Hunkman" : ['Hunkman' is handed a bag of grenades] I'll drop those pineapples like a crazed pigeon hovering over a mounted statue.
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John "Hannibal" Smith : If I were you, pal, I'd come clean!
"Hunkman" : I could charm it out of him.
"B.A." Baracus : Or I could beat it out of him!
John "Hannibal" Smith : Equally unappetizing notions, Mr. Vaun, I assure you.
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"B.A." Baracus : [to Murdock, who's on the phone] She hung up on you, all you do is disrespect those women.
Murdock : Well as we say in the better health clubs on the west side, ask not, get not.
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Templeton Peck : [a grenade lands at his feet] Murdock, what about the grenade?
Murdock : I didn't pull the pin out.
[unties Face]
Templeton Peck : Murdock, I swear, I never touched that girl.
Murdock : Put it in your book!
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"B.A." Baracus : Murdock, for the first time I'm glad to see you!
"Hunkman" : That's Hunk, or Hunkman to you.
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Murdock : If Faceman does leave...
Templeton Peck : I'm not leaving, Murdock, I'm just gonna be our agent on surface, that's all.
Murdock : As I was saying, if Faceman does leave, why can't I be the new scrounger? You know, new hair, swank new threads, I could drive the 'vette...
Templeton Peck : Oh, eh, scuse me, Murdock, the 'vette goes with me
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"B.A." Baracus : [Murdock is dressed as and impersonating Faceman] Oh brother.
"Hunkman" : Brothers are your bag, not me. I'm into sisters. And their mothers, if they're under forty.
"B.A." Baracus : Cut it out, fool, I've had enough of this.
"Hunkman" : My name is not fool. I am the Hunk-man. You got it, boys and girls? The Hunker.
