- Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: Well, frankly, I don't see what's so non-violent about that. We're gonna have to be pretty rough on that lumber. We're gonna have to saw, we're gonna have to drill it, we're gonna have to pound it. Big nails go into it. You're talking about carnage, here, Eric.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Face, we were fired. We don't work for them anymore. We work for us. And we're gonna go back there, and take Kale and his sleazeballs and teach 'em a little A-Team religion.
- Kerl: Are you expecting me to thank you?
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: No. No, even though you're one of the most narrow minded men I ever met in your own way, I admire you for one thing, Kerl: You don't change your tune when you win. Most people do.
- Sinclair: [stops B.A. from carrying a child into the hospital] You ain't welcome here, hospital in the next town might take ya, if you pay 'em enough.
- "B.A." Baracus: Get out of my way, sucker!
- Sinclair: The only way you're gonna get in there is to walk over me!
- [B.A. hands the child over to Kerl]
- "B.A." Baracus: Walkin' ain't what I had in mind.
- "B.A." Baracus: [finds a kid in the driver's seat of the truck he's fixing] Are you trying to steal this truck?
- [kid shakes his head]
- "B.A." Baracus: Then you must be my helper.
- [boy nods]
- "B.A." Baracus: Then come and down and help, I ain't paying you to fool around.
- Hannibal: [sees Ollie riding in the truck] Who's you're friend?
- "B.A." Baracus: Oh, he's a little roughneck I picked up. He promised if I gave him a ride this far, he wouldn't tear us apart.
- Hannibal: Better keep an eye on him.
- Kerl: Sykes, what is it about us that scares you so bad you have to attack us?
- Kale Sykes: Nothing. Nothing about you scares me, but what makes me mad, is you people moved in here. We don't want your little tribe dirtying up our country air. Of course if that bothers you, you can always kick us off your land...
- Kerl: No, I'm not gonna use my fist when I can still use my brain, Sykes.
- Kerl: [appalled at seeing the A-Team's weapons] Are those the tools of logic, Colonel?
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: In some circles, yes they are.
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Well, Paris doesn't have to worry about losing the tourists to all of the dear old Kellisburg.
- "Howling Mad" Murdock: Well, sometimes there's a lot to be said for the quiet life.
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Yeah, none of it good.
- "Hannibal" Smith: Well you see, that's what comes when you build too close to the road: anything can crawl in.
- Kale Sykes: Who the hell are you?
- "Faceman" Peck: Pretty snappy comeback!
- Kale Sykes: I asked you a question, boy!
- "Hannibal" Smith: Face, did he call me 'boy'?
- "Faceman" Peck: Yeah, no doubt about it, this is definitely a force to be reckoned with.
- Hannibal: It's just society's electricity, guys. The freedom to think... People's thought are the most elusive and their most valuable. And the soldiers pay the price to protect it.
- "B.A." Baracus: Hand me a pair of pliers.
- Ollie: [Ollie picks up a screwdriver] Pliers
- "B.A." Baracus: Hand me a screwdriver.
- Ollie: [Ollie picks up a pair of pliers] Screwdriver.
- "B.A." Baracus: We're gonna do just fine.