The A-Team (TV Series)

The Taxicab Wars (1983)

Dirk Benedict: Templeton 'Faceman' Peck

Quotes 

• Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : I really love Tarzana, I used to bring my girlfriends here and watch chimneys on factories smoke. And now, I have returned with a secret identity. I don't know... quite what it is yet, but I'm sure it will thrill and amaze us all.

  "Faceman" : Oh, how I wish B.A. were here to shut you up.

• Amy : [On dispatch duty]  Lonestar Two, how it going down there?

  "Faceman" : It's quiet out here. Too quiet... I always wanted to say that.

• Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : I feel a new identity coming on, I feel it! Yes, from the front seat of his cab, with his faithful companions, Hannibal, Faceman and Amy, he will lead this war against injustice.

  "Faceman" : I have a feeling I'm really gonna hate this one, Murdock.

• Tina Lavelle : Where are you going?

  "Faceman" : Oh, there's a little trouble over on Century. I'll let you out if you want.

  Tina Lavelle : And lose you? Not on your life, you big hunk.

• Crane's Bodyguard : You came to see Mr. Crane, you got five minutes. He's around back.

  Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : I got to take my nephew Harold. He's a little retarded, but he is a nurse.

  "Faceman" : Retarded?

  Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : And a notary public. If your boss and I make a deal, Harold can make things legal.

  "Faceman" : Uncle Clarence...

  Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : Shut up Harold. He's a good nurse, but he won't eat his supper unless we let him wear his football helmet

  "Faceman" : Football helmet?

  Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : Ah, never should have mentioned it. See what I mean? Wanted to wear it out here today.