The A-Team (TV Series)
The Taxicab Wars (1983)
Dwight Schultz: 'Howling Mad' Murdock
Quotes
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Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : I really love Tarzana, I used to bring my girlfriends here and watch chimneys on factories smoke. And now, I have returned with a secret identity. I don't know... quite what it is yet, but I'm sure it will thrill and amaze us all.
"Faceman" : Oh, how I wish B.A. were here to shut you up.
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Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : [narrating his own fantasy] People all over the city look to the roads in awe and ask: What is happening? The answer is simple, Captain Cab has returned to Tarzana.
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Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : Hi, I'm Doctor Vern, veterinarian and this is my talking dog, Socky.
Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus : This is my talking fist. His name is Knock-out. Do you want to hear Knock-out speak?
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Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus : He's got a cape and mask in here, Hannibal. This dude is gonna drive around in a taxi with a cape and mack on.
Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : B.A., I want that back!
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : No cowl, Murdock? You were gonna do Captain Cab without a cowl?
Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : Hannibal, I wanted a cowl, I really did, I just couldn't figure out how to make it.
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : Ah.
Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus : You shouldn't encourage him, Hannibal. He's getting worse. Now get out of here, Murdock! If I catch you a sheet around your neck again, or talking to your socks, I'm gonna split your personality, permanently!
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Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : I feel a new identity coming on, I feel it! Yes, from the front seat of his cab, with his faithful companions, Hannibal, Faceman and Amy, he will lead this war against injustice.
"Faceman" : I have a feeling I'm really gonna hate this one, Murdock.
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Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : [as Captain Cab, tries to crack the safe and fails] Just one of those things that I haven't learned yet.
[hooks up a plastic explosive]