- Face: Well, this is a pretty good mock-up of a squad car, but it's not perfect. So, we're transportation people from Universal Studios, making a movie called 'It came from planet X' . That way we get pulled over by a real highway patrol car, we're not gonna get busted.
- B.A.: Good luck with that one, sucker!
- Hannibal: Murdock, B.A. take the right. Face, stay with me.
- Face: Er, Hannibal, if we're gonna fight, I'd really prefer to be teamed with B.A.
- Murdock: Me too.
- Hannibal: Are you guys saying you don't wanna team up with me?
- Face: Yes.
- Murdock: Yes.
- Hannibal: Why?
- B.A.: I'll tell you why. Because when you're on the jazz, man, you're dangerous!
- Face: Excuse me, but would you mind terribly taking your foot down off the bumper there? Er, no offence but it's so rude.
- Chuck Easterland: I'm a rude guy.
- Face: Oh, well, in that case, go right ahead.
- Chuck Easterland: You guys are a bunch of clowns. Very funny. I'm bustin' a gut here.
- Hannibal: [Referring to Murdock] He's a mental patient. Eh, he's not dangerous, usually, but he does hallucinate.
- Chuck Easterland: I told you to get out of here. Maybe next time you'll listen.
- Hannibal: I doubt it. I'm stubborn. It's a serious character flaw.