The Abbott and Costello Show (TV Series)

The Drugstore (1952)

Lou Costello: Lou Costello

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Quotes 

• [Bud and Lou walk out onstage and a woman holds up a sign listing guest stars in front of Lou's face] 

  Bud Abbott : What's a matter?

  Lou Costello : She put the whole sign right in front of my puss.

  Bud Abbott : Well, there's other people in the cast besides ourselves.

  Lou Costello : She didn't put it in front of your face.

  Bud Abbott : Well, what is the difference.

  Lou Costello : What, are you a high-class guy or something? I mean, don't put in front of my face. I want to look at all the people out here.

  Bud Abbott : They see enough of your face.