- [Bud and Lou walk out onstage and a woman holds up a sign listing guest stars in front of Lou's face]
- Bud Abbott: What's a matter?
- Lou Costello: She put the whole sign right in front of my puss.
- Bud Abbott: Well, there's other people in the cast besides ourselves.
- Lou Costello: She didn't put it in front of your face.
- Bud Abbott: Well, what is the difference.
- Lou Costello: What, are you a high-class guy or something? I mean, don't put in front of my face. I want to look at all the people out here.
- Bud Abbott: They see enough of your face.
- [leaving their apartment building, Bud and Lou meet a woman going in]
- Woman Who Slaps Lou: How dare you remind me of someone I hate?
- [she smacks Lou in the mouth]