The Addams Family (TV Series)

Morticia, the Decorator (1966)

Jackie Coogan: Uncle Fester

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Quotes 

• Uncle Fester : And the first one that blabs anything about this to Morticia is a rotten egg. No, better make that a spoil sport. I like rotten eggs.

• Morticia Addams : The poor darlings... they were even too proud to accept our lovely gift.

  [pets Delilah the stuffed vulture] 

  Gomez Addams : That must really have broken their hearts.

  [snaps his fingers] 

  Gomez Addams : Lets send it over to their home, we'll have Lurch deliver it.

  Uncle Fester : [Uncle Fester overhears as he walks up to them]  Hey, wait a minute! Why don't you ask me?

  Gomez Addams : Excellent idea, Fester, you deliver it!

  Uncle Fester : No, I meant: ask me wether I happen to want it.

  Morticia Addams : Why of course you do.

  Uncle Fester : Hm-hm!

  [Fester extends his hand to grab Delilah, but Morticia stops him] 

  Morticia Addams : But that's the only kind of gift that's worth giving: something that means something to you.