The Addams Family (TV Series)
The Great Treasure Hunt (1966)
Jackie Coogan: Uncle Fester
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Quotes
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Captain Grimby : [looking at the treasure map] Where did you get this thing, in a box of cornflakes?
Uncle Fester : A box of cornflakes? What do we look like, a pack 'o nuts?
Mr. Brack : Give this man a cigar!
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Morticia Addams : Dear Uncle Fester. Some day your name will be linked with Eddison, Marconi... and Einstein.
Uncle Fester : Oh, thank you, Morticia. That is a great lawfirm!
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Uncle Fester : Oh, I love adventure, just so there's money involved.
Morticia Addams : Uncle Fester! We're not going for the money.
Uncle Fester : The gold?
Grandmama Addams : Aren't you buccaneers forgetting something?
Uncle Fester : The jewels!
Grandmama Addams : No, the children. They're in school.
Gomez Addams : Well, we'll just take them out of school.
Morticia Addams : Ah, yes. The principal's always suggesting it, anyway.
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Morticia Addams : All we need is a cozy little vessel with a tight-lipped crew.
Gomez Addams : To ensure top secret, we'll be our own crew.
Morticia Addams : Darling, with you in command, how can we go wrong?
Uncle Fester : Well, I'll tell ya...
Gomez Addams : [loudly and pompously] We'll have no mutinous talk, sir, unless you'd like to be flogged, keel-hauled and thrown into irons!
Uncle Fester : You know somethin', I think I'd like that.
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Uncle Fester : Oh, Gomez, lemme crack the safe.
Morticia Addams : Uncle Fester, we have the combination.
Uncle Fester : I know, but it's so much more fun blowin' it.