- Captain Grimby: [looking at the treasure map] Where did you get this thing, in a box of cornflakes?
- Uncle Fester: A box of cornflakes? What do we look like, a pack 'o nuts?
- Mr. Brack: Give this man a cigar!
- Morticia Addams: Darling, aren't you going to help us look?
- Gomez Addams: Querida! A captain just gives orders.
- Morticia Addams: Aye aye, sir.
- [salutes]
- Gomez Addams: Ah, you make a lovely first mate.
- [kisses her hand]
- Morticia Addams: First mate? Are you planning on others?
- Morticia Addams: Ah, you men of the sea have a certain air about you.
- Mr. Brack: We, eh... just got off tuna charter.
- Morticia Addams: Dear Uncle Fester. Some day your name will be linked with Eddison, Marconi... and Einstein.
- Uncle Fester: Oh, thank you, Morticia. That is a great lawfirm!
- Morticia Addams: Oh, was Grandfather Peg-leg buried at sea?
- Gomez Addams: Full military honors: handcuffed, blindfolded, dropped off a plank.
- Uncle Fester: Oh, I love adventure, just so there's money involved.
- Morticia Addams: Uncle Fester! We're not going for the money.
- Uncle Fester: The gold?
- Grandmama Addams: Aren't you buccaneers forgetting something?
- Uncle Fester: The jewels!
- Grandmama Addams: No, the children. They're in school.
- Gomez Addams: Well, we'll just take them out of school.
- Morticia Addams: Ah, yes. The principal's always suggesting it, anyway.
- Morticia Addams: All we need is a cozy little vessel with a tight-lipped crew.
- Gomez Addams: To ensure top secret, we'll be our own crew.
- Morticia Addams: Darling, with you in command, how can we go wrong?
- Uncle Fester: Well, I'll tell ya...
- Gomez Addams: [loudly and pompously] We'll have no mutinous talk, sir, unless you'd like to be flogged, keel-hauled and thrown into irons!
- Uncle Fester: You know somethin', I think I'd like that.
- Uncle Fester: Oh, Gomez, lemme crack the safe.
- Morticia Addams: Uncle Fester, we have the combination.
- Uncle Fester: I know, but it's so much more fun blowin' it.
- Gomez Addams: [pulling a peg-leg from the sea chest] Ohh. Old Peg-leg's peg-leg.
- Morticia Addams: Oh, the poor thing. How did he lose his leg, dear?
- Gomez Addams: He didn't. He just wore this for appearances.
- Morticia Addams: How stylish.
- Morticia Addams: Darling, what flag shall we sail under.
- Gomez Addams: The flag we Addamses have always sailed under - a Jolly Roger.