- Peter Hutter: On that stage is a woman the Spanish will pay a king's ransom for.
- Owen: How much?
- Peter Hutter: I just said, a king's ransom.
- Peter Hutter: Hello Brisssco.
- Brisco County Jr.: Pete Hutter what are you doing out here?
- Peter Hutter: Exercising my constitutional right to make the best possible living in a free market economy.
- Dr. Milo: [giving eulogy] When I find myself in times of trouble, I say 'boy, you gotta carry that weight.' I am he, you are he, you are me, we are all together, speaking words of wisdom. Come together, right now. Amen.
- Peter Hutter: Never in all my life, in all the deeds I have I ever done, have I ever hit a woman. Hit a man in a dress once, but that was a different story.
- Dr. Milo: [Giving eulogy] When I find myself in times of trouble, I say 'boy, you gotta carry that weight.' I am he, you are he, you are me, we are all together, speaking words of wisdom. Come together, right now. Amen.