Alias Smith and Jones (TV Series)

Which Way to the O.K. Corral? (1972)

Ben Murphy: Jed 'Kid' Curry (alias Thaddeus Jones)

Quotes 

• Jed 'Kid' Curry : We're going to Tombstone?

  Hannibal Heyes : We can be there tomorrow.

  Jed 'Kid' Curry : Heyes, you know who the law is down there?

  Hannibal Heyes : He doesn't know us!

  Jed 'Kid' Curry : But our descriptions are hanging on his office wall. You want a man like that wondering who we are?

  Hannibal Heyes : Kid, reputations are like shadows. They're usually a whole lot taller than the man they belong to. Why, five years from now, there won't be two people in the whole country who'll remember the marshal of Tombstone. What kind of name is that anyway? Earp.

  Dispatcher : You two made up your minds? We got a schedule to keep.

  Hannibal Heyes : Tombstone! Two.

  [buys tickets] 

  Dispatcher : One way?

  Jed 'Kid' Curry : It wouldn't surprise me.

• Georgette Sinclair : There I was alone in Denver, not accomplishing a thing. So I decided to do something with my life.

  Hannibal Heyes : In Tombstone?

  Jed 'Kid' Curry : That's kind of a wide-open town, George.

  Georgette Sinclair : I'm going to work in the Birdcage Saloon!

  Jed 'Kid' Curry : George, you know how most saloon girls end up.

  Georgette Sinclair : Fellas, I'm not going to Tombstone to work as a saloon girl... I'm going to become a chanteuse.

  Jed 'Kid' Curry : A what?

  Hannibal Heyes : [laughs]  I don't know, Kid, but it don't sound good.