- Archie Bunker: Who put the last roll of terlit paper on the spool up there?
- Mike Stivic: I did.
- Archie Bunker: I mighta knew that. The terlit paper is supposed to go over the spool not under.
- Archie Bunker: I ain't gonna carry that umbrella, Edith, if the guys at work saw me walk in with that, they'd thing I've turned into an English fruit.
- Edith Bunker: You better take your rubbers too.
- Archie Bunker: I don't want no rubbers, every time I put 'em off, my shoes come off with 'em.