All in the Family (TV Series)

Mike Faces Life (1975)

Sally Struthers: Gloria Bunker-Stivic

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Quotes 

• Gloria Bunker-Stivic : Mr. Crenshaw, we're talking about sex discrimination.

  Mike Stivic : That's right! You fired my wife because she is pregnant! Now why won't you admit that?

  Gordon Crenshaw : The door, Mr. Stivic! The door!

  Mike Stivic : Oh yes. Of course, Mr. Crenshaw, the door!

  [Placing a chair under the doorknob] 

  Gordon Crenshaw : Ah, Mr. Stivic, you are being irrational.

  Mike Stivic : I am being irrational! I'm being very irrational! That is the way I get when I am not being told the truth! My eyes bug out! My fists start to clench and I just feel like hitting something! Melons! Crenshaw melons!

  Gordon Crenshaw : Mr. Stivic, I am going to call security.

  Mike Stivic : You better call your company nurse, who I'm sure is a token Eskimo!