American Dad! (TV Series)

Francine's Flashback (2005)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin, Alan Greenspan

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Quotes 

• Hayley Smith : My mother stole my boyfriend!

  Stanley Smith : Your boyfriend stole my wife! Let's get back at them by dating each other. Wait a minute. Daddy didn't think that through.

• Roger the Alien : [after knocking out two girls in their living room]  Did you see where they went?

  Stanley Smith : Who?

  Roger the Alien : The black guys that did this.

• Stanley Smith : [to Francine]  Sweetie, I made a mistake. Can't you take a page from that bitch Hillary Clinton and just let it go?

• Stanley Smith : [as Stan is watching "Sesame Street"]  Shoot him! Shoot him!

  Elmo : Big Bird, just share it with Cookie Monster.

  Stanley Smith : Don't trust him! He just pretends to eat cookies, but he never swallows anything.

• Francine Smith : Good morning.

  Stanley Smith : Francine, your negligee is see-through. Unfortunately, you are not.

• Jewel : I had this boyfriend. He was in an avalanche. He survived three days on melted snow and his grandfather found him because he had a dream about the exact spot where he was trapped.

  Roger the Alien : Wow! You had a boyfriend?

• Francine Smith : Whoa, Roger. You know you can't leave the house.

  Roger the Alien : Everyone else gets to.

  Francine Smith : Well, everyone else isn't an alien, now are they?

  Roger the Alien : Whoa! Somebody had a big piece of grouchy pie this morning.

• Jewel : [to Roger]  You can do whatever you want to me.

  Roger the Alien : Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in that warehouse at the end of "Raiders"?

• Jewel : Oh, Roger, stop it. I don't have a hard time looking at you.

  Roger the Alien : At me?

  Jewel : I can see past your hydrocephalic head and into your beautiful mind. You're like Russell Crowe and I'm Jennifer Connelly.

  Roger the Alien : Yeah. Yeah, you're Jennifer Connelly.

• Stanley Smith : Hayley, where's your mother?

  Hayley Smith : Last time I saw her, she was in the kitchen serving up body shots.

  Stanley Smith : What a hostess.

• Hayley Smith : [to Stan]  What's the deal with the flower?

  Stanley Smith : On our wedding day, I placed this yellow flower in your mom's white bouquet. It symbolized her sunshine brightening my otherwise cloudy world.

  Hayley Smith : Dad, I've never seen this side of you. It's so sweet.

  Stanley Smith : Well, if you tell anybody, I'll kill you.

  [he and Hayley laugh] 

  Stanley Smith : I'm serious. I will kill you. I will reach into your chest, pull out your beating heart and eat it, all of it, every last bit. Well, sweet dreams, angel.

• Roger the Alien : [to Jewel]  l... It's not you. It's the timing, you know? I just got out of a bad relationship.

  Jewel : You're lying. I'm a loser.

  Roger the Alien : Don't be like that. You're not a loser. Think how pretty you make people look by contrast. That's a gift.

• Stanley Smith : [to Jeff]  Let me get this straight. You ran away with my memory-erased mother to a pagan festival just to get my attention?

  Jeff Fischer : Did it work?

  Stanley Smith : Did it ever!