American Dad! (TV Series)

Not Particularly Desperate Housewife (2005)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin, Alan Greenspan

Quotes 

• Stan Smith : [after Francine brings home a dog]  What the hell is that?

  Francine Smith : This is Fussy. His owner was killed, and he needs a home.

  Stan Smith : No way, Francine! We're Smiths, and Smiths have manly dogs. This dog couldn't be any more effeminate, even if it had 20 vaginas, and then it would just be a freakish mutant or a beautiful symbol of fertility.

• Francine Smith : Stan, help me. I've been faking an affair to impress the Ladybugs. They found out I was lying, and now they're trying to kill me.

  Stan Smith : A cult of murderous housewives. Before 9\11, I wouldn't have believed it, or at least I'd ask you some follow-up questions, but that's just not the world we live in anymore.

• Roger : [after he gets into a fight with Stan]  Don't be starting what you can't finish, bitch.

• Stan Smith : Damn it, Roger! I've told you a million times! No smoking in the house!

  Roger : And I told you it's menthol, so it's healthier than an apple.