American Dad! (TV Series)

Star Trek (2005)

Wendy Schaal: Francine Smith

Quotes 

• Stanley Smith : Francine, your roots are showing!

  Francine Smith : I know. My hairdresser lost his touch when he decided he was straight. Apparently, it is a choice.

• Francine Smith : The only good hairdresser in town is Mr Beauregard, and it's impossible to get an appointment unless you know somebody.

  Klaus : But Francine, you do know somebody. You know Roger. Oh, wait, he's just a nobody.

  Roger the Alien : [gasps]  Don't... cry... in front of the fish!

• Francine Smith : [to Steve]  You bastard! That's what I said to my old ugly hairdo. What's wrong, honey?

  Steve Smith : Aw, I hate being a famous author. Do I really have to go on Cap'n Monty's?

  Francine Smith : Oh. Well, no. I suppose not.

  Steve Smith : Thanks, Mom.

  Francine Smith : Oh, Steve, just curious. When did you stop loving Mommy?

  Steve Smith : What?

  Francine Smith : 'Cause if you loved me, you wouldn't want me to have ugly hair, but do whatever makes you happy. I have to go put some ointment on that hideous cesarean scar I have because of you.

  Steve Smith : But Hayley was the cesarean.

  Francine Smith : Oh, that's right. With you, I just tore from my "V" to my "A." Good night.

• Francine Smith : Anything for me?

  Stanley Smith : Just a postcard that says your hair looks like crap. Hey, it's from me.