Andromeda (TV Series)

Into the Labyrinth (2001)

James Marsters: Charlemagne Bolivar

Quotes 

• Tyr Anasazi : What would you like, Jaguar?

  Charlemagne Bolivar : The usual. Hundreds of grandchildren, utter domination of known space and the pleasure of hearing that all of my enemies have died in terrible, highly improbable accidents that cannot be connected to me. And you?

  Tyr Anasazi : [Laughs]  The usual.

• Dylan Hunt : You'll have to forgive Andromeda, she's a stickler for protocol. You see, you weren't on our guest list.

  Charlemagne Bolivar : My aide de camp's fault, no doubt. I'll make sure he's properly shot. Still, I would hate to let a minor diplomatic faux pas ruin this once in a lifetime opportunity.

  Dylan Hunt : Which is?

  Charlemagne Bolivar : This Commonwealth of yours. Sign me up.

• Charlemagne Bolivar : Your timing is improbable.

  Tyr Anasazi : You're welcome.

• Charlemagne : Emergency? You mean in the event that the command deck crew was reduced to a fine red mist and splattered across the walls in a bloody mural?

  Dylan Hunt : That would qualify, yes.

  Hohne : Fascinating. And do such emergencies happen with a degree of frequency or are they a rare occurrence?

  Dylan Hunt : Not as rare as I would like. Hello, Mr. Harper. Anything I need to know?

  Harper : Not a thing. You're the Captain, all-seeing, all-knowing. It's fine.

• Dylan Hunt : That is a very persuasive offer. I'm surprised that Elsabeth didn't make it herself.

  Charlemagne Bolivar : She's pregnant with our first child, and before you start feeling paternal: I checked. It's mine.

• Charlemagne : Kodiak pride... Did it ever occur to you people that maybe you take this physical perfection thing a little bit too seriously?