The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
Andy's Rich Girlfriend (1962)
Don Knotts: Barney Fife
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Quotes
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Barney Fife : Ya ever see a rich kid's bicycle?
Andy Taylor : No.
Barney Fife : Solid chronium with at least six or seven red reflectors.
Andy Taylor : I'll be dogged.
Barney Fife : Then after the bicycle age, they go off to what they call a refinishin' school.
Andy Taylor : A finishin' school.
Barney Fife : Right. While they're there, they play with the same kind of kids!
Andy Taylor : Lot of reflectors.
Barney Fife : Right.
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Barney Fife : It won't work!
Andy Taylor : What won't work?
Barney Fife : You and Peg! That's what won't work! Andy, I hate to have to tell you this but you're gonna have to give her up! Forget about her! Nip it! Nip it in the bud!
Andy Taylor : What're you talkin' about?
Barney Fife : You want me to spell it out for ya, huh? All right, I will! Andy, she is one of the rich and they are different!
Andy Taylor : Oh, come on.
Barney Fife : No, no, no! They are! They're different! From the minute they're born with that silver spoon in their hands...
Andy Taylor : Mouth.
Barney Fife : Right. Life is different! They have a couple of nurses and they have a nanny!
Andy Taylor : Two nurses and a goat?
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Barney Fife : That poor, blind fool. He don't know it but he's headed right for heartbreak alley.