- Barney Fife: Ya ever see a rich kid's bicycle?
- Andy Taylor: No.
- Barney Fife: Solid chronium with at least six or seven red reflectors.
- Andy Taylor: I'll be dogged.
- Barney Fife: Then after the bicycle age, they go off to what they call a refinishin' school.
- Andy Taylor: A finishin' school.
- Barney Fife: Right. While they're there, they play with the same kind of kids!
- Andy Taylor: Lot of reflectors.
- Barney Fife: Right.
- Barney Fife: It won't work!
- Andy Taylor: What won't work?
- Barney Fife: You and Peg! That's what won't work! Andy, I hate to have to tell you this but you're gonna have to give her up! Forget about her! Nip it! Nip it in the bud!
- Andy Taylor: What're you talkin' about?
- Barney Fife: You want me to spell it out for ya, huh? All right, I will! Andy, she is one of the rich and they are different!
- Andy Taylor: Oh, come on.
- Barney Fife: No, no, no! They are! They're different! From the minute they're born with that silver spoon in their hands...
- Andy Taylor: Mouth.
- Barney Fife: Right. Life is different! They have a couple of nurses and they have a nanny!
- Andy Taylor: Two nurses and a goat?
- Peggy 'Peg' McMillan: You see, I've been doing a little thinking, too, Sheriff, and I've come to a very interesting conclusion.
- Andy Taylor: You have?
- Peggy 'Peg' McMillan: You know what you are?
- Andy Taylor: What?
- Peggy 'Peg' McMillan: You're a snob.
- Peggy 'Peg' McMillan: [at an upscale restaurant] Escargot. Snails. You've had them, haven't you?
- Andy Taylor: Uh, no. I've stepped on quite a few of 'em in my time, but I never have eaten one of 'em.