The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

Opie's Group (1967)

George Lindsey: Goober Pyle

Quotes 

• Goober Pyle : Are you sayin' I don't like music?

  Emmett Clark : I didn't say that.

  Goober Pyle : Well, you better not.

  Emmett Clark : You may like music as much as I do.

  Goober Pyle : Watch your step.

  Emmett Clark : Oh, yeah? Did you ever hear the Raleigh Philharmonic?

  Goober Pyle : I been busy.

• Goober Pyle : So you're going to be a real musician, huh ope?

  Opie Taylor : Well, I don't know.

  Goober Pyle : When you get to be like one of them Beagles you still gonna speak to me?

  Opie Taylor : Beatles, Goob.

  Goober Pyle : Well, just remember, when you get all your clothes monogrammed and a limousine with a bathtub in it don't forget us simple folk here in Mayberry.

  Opie Taylor : Gee Goob, I don't mean to be disrespectful or anything but I never made fun of your career at the gas station. I just wish you wouldn't joke about mine!