The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
The Darling Baby (1964)
Denver Pyle: Briscoe Darling
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Quotes
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Sheriff Andy Taylor : [Addressing the Darling boys after meeting their newborn niece] You boys must be pretty proud to be uncles?
Briscoe Darling : [Explaining after the boys remain silent with a blank stare] Oh, they're too choked-up to say anything.
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Briscoe Darling : [to Charlene, after Andy asks for her to sing] Well sing that love song that I like so well.
Charlene Darling Wash : Oh that one makes you cry, Pa!
Briscoe Darling : Well, I'll fight it!
[He does, however, end up crying during the song]
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Charlene Darling Wash : How old is he, Sheriff?
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Ten.
Briscoe Darling : Well, that ain't so bad, Charlene. Your Ma was 17 when I was 30. Of course I was her 2nd husband, you know. Her first husband got run over by a team of hogs.
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Briscoe Darling : Lets git outta here. You got witchery in your house.
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Just a little on my Mama's side. Don't hold it against me.
Briscoe Darling : Don't touch me, it might be catchy.
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Briscoe Darling : [to Andy, suggesting the next song for them to sing] How 'bout, uh, "Will You Love Me When I'm Old and Ugly?"?
Charlene Darling Wash : [Protesting] Oh, no, Pa, that one makes the baby cry.
