The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
The Darling Fortune (1966)
Denver Pyle: Briscoe Darling
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Quotes
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Briscoe Darling : Tell me somethin, what was that thing you had layin' there twixt the taters and the black-eyed peas?
Aunt Bee Taylor : The steak?
Briscoe Darling : Mouthwaterin'! I gotta learn what kind of animal you chomp that off of.
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Briscoe Darling : Sheriff.
Andy Taylor : What?
Briscoe Darling : Just come by to give you my sympathies.
Andy Taylor : What for?
Briscoe Darling : I can sure understand why you're still a single man. The pickin's in this town is mighty slim. Not one female we saw come up to mustard.
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Briscoe Darling : Miss Bea, I sure wish you'd write out the recipe for them muffins.
Aunt Bee Taylor : I will. I will.
Briscoe Darling : They don't taste like ours. You say you don't put no sour mash in 'em?
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Briscoe Darling : [after a fat lady walks by] You're for certain right. Too big a mouth to feed.