Jonathan Slavin: Byron Togler

Quotes 

• Andy Richter : [narrating]  It was a day like any other day and Byron and I were hard at work writing a manual for the Im-Pickering industries Jet Pack. When suddenly:

  Keith Richards : Hey, you guys wanna go see a movie tonight?

  Andy Richter : [still narrating]  Then, without warning, Byron shocked us with a startling revelation:

  Byron Togler : No, I can't.

  Andy Richter : [resumes narrating]  Next, he rocked our world with something so unbelievable, no sane person could have predicted it:

  Byron Togler : There's a 'Taxi' Marathon on TV tonight that I really wanna watch.

• Wendy McKay : Come on, Jake-me-to-the-river, I think there are some popsicles left in the freezer.

  [Wendy and Jake leave] 

  Andy Richter : No there aren't. It's just that same empty box that somebody is too lazy to throw out.

  Byron Togler : I did not eat the last one!

  Andy Richter : And yet you know that someone did!

• Andy Richter : I gotta get Jake a jet pack.

  Keith Richards : It's in the basement.

  Andy Richter : Really, the basement? They have them in this building?

  Keith Richards : They got a lot of things in this building you don't know about. Things you don't want to know about.

  Andy Richter : I know there's a gym, look, will you get off me about that, I signed up!

  Keith Richards : But you never go.

  Andy Richter : I'm busy!

  Byron Togler : You're not that busy.

  Andy Richter : Guys, we're talking about a jet pack.

  Keith Richards : Don't worry, I know the guy who runs the storage room, he'll get you one.

  Andy Richter : Really? Well, that's great! How come you always know a guy?

  Keith Richards : 'Cause I go to the gym.