Andy Richter Controls the Universe (TV Series)
Gimme a C (2002)
Paget Brewster: Jessica Green
Quotes
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Jessica Green : We are sick of your cost cutting, we want our cream back - and our forks, knives and spoons! No more sporks, spknives and knivoons - it's like a Dr. Seuss kitchen down there!
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Jessica Green : Okay, granted, we did engage in bad shenanigans, but it's not like were... Stalin or somebody!
Andy Richter : Tim Stalin in accounting?
Jessica Green : Yeah, Tim Stalin in accounting. That was the worst Stalin I could think of.
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Wendy McKay : I can't believe it. I've got powdered turd in my hair for no good reason.
Jessica Green : Your hair? I have so much dung down my pants I could grow daisies out of my ass!
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Wendy McKay : It's Eric Estrada!
Andy Richter : It's Ponch from CHiPs! You're, you're like my favorite Latino guy!
Erik Estrada : Here you go, son, I couldn't 'bear' to see you sick.
Andy Richter : Oh! cool! Ponch got me a bear!
Erik Estrada : Now you're gonna get throught this, Slugger. Hey:
[pretending to speak into a motorcycle receiver]
Erik Estrada : Seven, Mary, Four, I'm gonna pull over this cancer and give it a sitation!
[laughs]
Andy Richter : That's great!
Jessica Green : Excuse me, Mr. Estrada, I'm sorry, but this is not the gentleman you're here to see. Andy, give back the bear.