Jonathan Slavin: Byron Togler

Quotes 

• Byron Togler : That's Tracy, the minister's daughter. She's super nice.

  Andy Richter : Now I see why you've joined this religion. It's the same reason I campaigned for Dukakis.

  Byron Togler : Andy, you are cynical. I believe in Zumanism. Tracy is just coming over to help me study for my Zuminian. That's, that's the rite of passage where i will officially become a man.

  Keith Richards : Maybe you can become a man with Tracy. Or at least become a very sweaty boy.

  Byron Togler : I am so into her. But, unfortunately, it is against my religion to have sex for 3 months before my Zuminian.

  Andy Richter : Well, can't you get credit for the other 29 sexless years of your life?

  Byron Togler : [sarcastically]  Ha, ha, ha.

  [seriously] 

  Byron Togler : No. I asked.

• Byron Togler : [thoroughly depressed]  Do they sell meaning in a burger shop?

  Keith Richards : No, but sometimes there's a maze on the placemat.