Paget Brewster: Jessica Green

Quotes 

• Andy : Look, I've got something to tell you. Ben has a twin, and they've been sharing you.

  Jessica : Yeah, I know.

  Andy : Yeah, but you don't understand. Ben is not always Ben, but sometimes his twin brother.

  Jessica : Uh-huh.

  Andy : Ok, sometimes two babies come out of a lady...

  Jessica : Yeah, I know all about that. First, I had my doubts, but then I decided to bite Ben on the thigh. The next day, the mark wasn't there.

  Andy : [thinking]  So much simpler than my plan.

  Jessica : So, anyway, I realized that Ben is an incredibly interesting and intelligent guy, but lame in the sack. But, his brother, who's a complete moron, is amazing in bed. So, if I have an incredibly amazing conversation with one of them, I fake a headache and go home. And, if I'm with a guy who can hardly put a sentence together, I give him a PowerBar and take him back to my place. As long as they don't know I know, I'm completely satisfied!

  [pause] 

  Andy : You're not like other girls, are ya?

• Andy : I found the perfect guy for you.

  Jessica : What's so great about him?

  Andy : You didn't choose him.

  Jessica : That's definitely good.

• Jessica : You know, maybe I don't need to be in a relationship. Lots of things don't have relationships. Trees, shrimp, ketchup, wallpaper.

• Andy : [Jessica comes up to Andy and kisses him on the cheek]  Ow!

  Jessica : What do you say ow for, I kissed you!

  Andy : Hard!

  Keith Richards : You okay, man?