Andy Richter: Andy Richter

Quotes 

• Andy Richter : So which one is Ramona? Is she the one with the ears?

  Keith Richards : I think everyone who works here has ears.

• Andy Richter : We have to get her a present too? Hey, what if my present is not getting drunk and hitting on her mom?

  Keith Richards : I'll split that with you.

• Andy Richter : Words can sting just as bad as window cleaner.

• Andy Richter : Besides, it's not a good idea to sleep with your co-workers, remember? I hear that's what broke up the Osmonds...

• Keith Richards : Lori likes you.

  Andy Richter : Lori likes everybody. At the last Christmas party she 'liked' Tim Stalin's brains out on the xerox machine.

• Andy Richter : [Andy and Byron aren't getting anywhere with women, so they get drunk instead]  Y'know what, women are a big distraction. I say we're better off without them.

  Byron Togler : The Pope has the right idea: cool pad, comfortable clothes, no bossy women around to question his infallibility.

  Andy Richter : Yeah. Y'know who else? The Pope.

  Byron Togler : OK, now, see, that's where we disagree.

  Andy Richter : Me, too.