- Charles Gunn: Couple weeks ago, he was wearin' diapers. Now he's a teenager?
- Cordelia Chase: Tell me we don't live in a soap opera.
- Lilah Morgan: I guess when she slit your throat, she nicked your sense of humor.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Not at all. I find you being here extremely funny.
- The Groosalugg: Princess, perhaps your newfound powers can seal it shut.
- Cordelia Chase: Can't hurt to try.
- [raises her hands]
- Cordelia Chase: I command you close!
- [nothing happens]
- Cordelia Chase: Okay, I got nothin'.
- The Groosalugg: Is it dangerous? For Gunn and I can protect you.
- Lorne: Well, no, it's not dangerous, it's just awkward. This guy's all hands. I mean, all hands, like fifty of 'em. Anybody fluent in sign language?