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Angel : I'm not cheap, I-I'm just old. I re - I remember when a few bob got you a good meal, a bottle and a tavern wench.
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Lorne : [to Landok] Landok, is that you?
Angel : [to Lorne] You know him?
Lorne : Yeah. But just because I know his name, it doesn't mean you can't knock him unconcious. Please continue.
Landok : Can it really be you? Krevlornswath of the Deathwok Clan.
Lorne : It's clearly rabid. Do your thing, Angel.
Angel : Krevlornswath?
Cordelia Chase : Of the Deathwok Clan?
Lorne : I prefer Lorne.
Angel : Lorne?
Lorne : Yes. Lorne, if you must. Though I generally don't go by that because... green.
Cordelia Chase : Huh?
Angel : Right! Lorne Greene!
[Cordelia and Wesley look puzzled]
Angel : "Bonanza"!
[Cordelia and Wesley still look puzzled]
Angel : Fifteen years on the air not mean anything to anyone here?
[Cordelia and Wesley continue to look puzzled]
Angel : Okay, now I feel old.
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Charles Gunn : What do you see?
Cordelia Chase : Moo...
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Moo? Some sort of cow monster?
Cordelia Chase : Move! I think the sashimi's coming up.
[throws up]
Angel : They'll take that off the bill, right?
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Angel : I mean, walking I get, but Power Walking? Why not just run for a shorter time? Weird. Plus, one of them hit him.
Cordelia Chase : [gasps] A power walker did that?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Apparently she felt I disrespected the Haklar's culture by killing it.
Cordelia Chase : This town sucks.
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Angel : He's also got her wearing this flimsy swimsuit that covers, like... nothing.
[long pause]
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Appalling.
Charles Gunn : Disgusting.
Angel : Right.
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[last lines]
Lorne : What say we all forget this ever happened?
Angel : I'm down with that. Wesley?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Fine with me. Cordy? Cordy?
Angel : Cordy!
Cordelia Chase : [cut to Cordelia, who is realizing she's not in the Karaoke Bar anymore] Oh, crap!
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Cordelia Chase : [on the beach set for the commercial] What are you doing here?
Angel : Getting a tan... Not bursting into flames.
Cordelia Chase : So... What are you doing here?
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Angel : [to Cordelia] Do you want me to rip that guy's head off for you? Because you know, I can. Really. I can just actually rip his head right off his body. I can do that.
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Lorne : Call me crazy, but I'm getting the weirdest sense of déjà vu, here. How come every time you and me hit the big city, we end up in a library? Snoresville. Next time why don't we do something fun?
Angel : Like what?
Lorne : Elton's in town next month. What do you say? You, me, back row seats?
Angel : I don't do big and crowded.
Lorne : Mr. Elton John hits the first few keys of "Yellow Brick Road", I defy you not to feel like the only other person in the room.
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Angel : [to the Drokken] Hey, you want food. I can be food. Pretty tasty here.
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Cordelia Chase : I think I understand.
Angel : Understand what?
Cordelia Chase : The vision. This book. I think it's how we send him back.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : What do you mean?
Cordelia Chase : If he reads from the book where we know the portal exists, I think it'll send him back. My vision was telling me that that's what happened to that girl Fred. The portal works both ways.
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Lorne : Angel, Cordelia, Wesley... Everybody, this is Landok.
Landok : Landokmar of the Deathwok Clan.
Cordelia Chase : There's that Deathwok Clan thing again. Does that mean that the two of you are...?
Lorne : [cuts off Cordelia] Cousins.
Angel : Your cousin?
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Angel : [to Wesley] What do we do Wesley?
